I'm sort of sedated still- so to cop OUT , I will republish an essay from the old alexandlynn.com- you know, the blog 20,000 people saw and then someone in China or Japan stole it. It took a while to find it on the wayback machine- and then luckily I had copied some of those little essays that were so popular in their day. I left the date it was posted by the title.
The Tao of Me (8/19/03)
Ah, the great subject of ME!!!!!!! I am so excited
to write about ME! Believe it or not, I am actually asked for advice once in a
while. It goes to show you that you can fool some of the people some of the
time- now, that doesn't make the people who ask me for advice foolish. Not at all.
I am pretty good with advice and pretty good at calling a spade a spade. I
don't make things up, and if I do, it's a real accident. But I do have a sort
of basic philosophy about ME. I'm a little lazy, or I'd have a job right now
instead of doing housework and gardening and grocery shopping and cooking
dinner and combing the cats and washing the laundry- hey WAIT. But a job PAYS,
so I must be a little stupid, too. I am also a little introspective lately. I
am looking inward much more than I used to, and I wonder if that is a harbinger
of bad things to come. An omen about the future. I LIKED being shallow.
It was so much easier. Maybe if I got a job, I wouldn't be thinking about
anything. I know that I know how to do a lot of things- none of which are very
useful. I can speak about 20 words of Italian that aren't from restaurants or
musical scores because I believe knowing a foreign language is good for you. I
can read and write music- and sight read rather effortlessly, so in a hostage
situation, I hope they pass out sheet music. I believe that music can
keep you sane. I can roller skate better than anyone I know. I can tap dance
almost better than anyone I know. But I see no solid reason to combine the two on any
occasion. I can give all the proper responses in an Episcopalian mass, which
gives my soul the highly touted balm. I can predict which kid in any
kindergarten is going on to a career of crime, thus making me clairvoyant. I
believe in love at first sight because it is thrilling, and in hate at first
sight because that is instinctual. I believe that little kids are a lot more
vulnerable than we know and that they hear everything that is said within a two
mile radius, therefore we should be careful what we say unless we are plotting
something we want revealed. I believe that love is more important than DNA, but
harder to find. And I think that when cats and dogs shed, we should have a use
for all that hair other than clogging up vacuums. I think that vanilla pudding
is probably good for you, whereas liver and onions is not. You are what you
eat. And I think that having a lot of family is a good thing unless they all
run a meth lab together. And even then, the family that plays together, stays
together.
Anyway, I think I wish that every one on the planet earth would start to recognize that it is okay for the whole world to be or look different from them. It's okay. In the Tao of Lynn, the most used expression would be CALM DOWN. And it would apply to everyone- even me. I do understand that I can become a licensed minister through some website- then I could write this web page off my taxes as long as I continued the Tao of Lynn. It could offset gambling losses or something like that. In the meantime, that is about all the Tao has to say. Calm down.
Anyway, I think I wish that every one on the planet earth would start to recognize that it is okay for the whole world to be or look different from them. It's okay. In the Tao of Lynn, the most used expression would be CALM DOWN. And it would apply to everyone- even me. I do understand that I can become a licensed minister through some website- then I could write this web page off my taxes as long as I continued the Tao of Lynn. It could offset gambling losses or something like that. In the meantime, that is about all the Tao has to say. Calm down.
I am going to go lie down now, but part of this 99 day thing is to find something and stick to it. I'm sticking to the blog.
Xoxoxoxoxo
Today's cute video comes from the IBKC. Here is Midge Von Tussle of the famous Von Tussle family of Tacoma
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